Why She Sucks

"S-W-A-G, swag."
Kali is a law student turned comedian turned princess turned ogre.

Although she is young, Kali has already won many awards for her illustrious career, including Tri-County Spelling Bee Champion, Best Rack of 8th Grade Class, and Most Likely to Get Punched in the Face.

She believes that talking in third person makes her sound important. Kali currently lives in an egregiously big mansion with her filthy rich husband. 

(Editor’s Note: Do not include last sentence until 2021.)