Apr 18, 2015

Lara Croft: Tomb Raider, Joke Teller.

So last night was my first performance as not myself. I think some people call that acting? Who knows. Bird's Aphrodisiac Oyster Shack hosted the Roast of Mario, and it was super fun. Everyone went one-hundo percent all out with their characters, unless you count how many times my English accent floats in and out. What, I'm not as good at faking an accent as Madonna, okay?!

This is also the first time I've ever worn leather shorts and also the first time I've had to sit on stage during other people's sets and I highly recommend that combination for people who love looking at their thighs. 0/5 would not wear again.

Just realized this is my second roast post in a row. Ha, roast post. Don't mean to boast. Here's some toast. Colin Jost.

Done talking. Love you.