Jan 24, 2018

The Case for Boss Baby

On January 23, 2018, The Boss Baby had officially established its place in cinematic history, alongside Citizen Kane and Titanic, by being nominated for an Academy Award.

Many people believe that this nomination came out of nowhere, and that Boss Baby does not deserve to be an Oscar-nominated movie. However, those of us who are true Boss Baby fans (often referred to as BB-Girls) know that this movie not only deserved to be nominated, but it deserves to win. For your consideration, here is the case for Boss Baby.

Nov 6, 2017

Steve Buscemi-ing Is The Newest Craze And It’s Killing Teens

Local youths are no longer dabbing, and have now moved on to the latest craze, Steve Buscemi-ing.

“Buscemi-ing? Ha, man. It’s like, hard to explain,” said 17-year-old Chadthony Daniels. “It’s like, when a girl is sucking you off, you know? [Daniels raised his hand for a high-five. We refused.] Then when you’re about to, like, you know, be done, she opens her eyes real wide and you pull it out and finish on her eyeballs.” Apparently, doing so will make the recipient’s eyes look like those of American actor and film director, Steve Buscemi.